The Memoirs of Machete Paolo PART 3
RECRUITMENT DRIVE; Be All You Can Be For Your Leader.
Without her I am weak. Without my machete I feel more human with each second that passes. Can’t have that! To fight and kill Invisible Oscar, retrieve my machete and get rid of this irritating humanity I will need to recruit others. Oscar has Crazy Photo Guy. CPG carries a camera everywhere and takes pictures and if you are unlucky enough to get caught in the frame of one of his more sinister pictures, he captures your soul. He then develops the film and does nasty things to your image which thereby affect your soul. I will not go into details, but you can imagine the horrors. Without the protection I gain from my machete my soul is almost human. It is possible that CPG could capture it and I would be lost forever. We can not have that!
Invisible Oscar also has the support of the Skag Thrower. He carries hundreds of syringes filled with cheap, fatal black tar heroin and he uses them to dispatch his victims. Most of the deaths reported as ‘heroin overdose’ on the estate are actually his doing. He has killed hundreds.
I am weak now. I have Mad Josh to support me, but he has run out of medicine and is becoming harder to control. I have had to recruit the Slut. She contracted genital herpes in her first year of university and has been on a vengeful, sexual rampage ever since. Her powers are formidable. The virus has mutated her genetic structure so much so that she can transmit the virus over distance, without touch. If she hits you with her deadly dose, your genitals fall off and you die instantly. You die knowing you are going to wander the afterlife without a cock. I never shake her hand or look her in the eyes. She is feared by the boys in the university and the men on the estate. They all avoid her, at all costs. To relieve her sexual frustration she now has to travel far from Roehampton. She chases men all over London, screws their brains out then leaves them screwed. She will be a formidable ally.
She’ll have to go soon too. Can’t have her destroying innocent lads lives like that; that is my job. I am a corrupter of innocence not its killer. As soon as I have my machete back in my hand they are all going to have a really bad day.
I sent a text to the slut and when she arrives I will finally have the upper hand on Invisible Oscar. She owes me one and will have to do what I say.
To Be Continued…